The sad and depressing story of mr banana man

Mr banana man lived a life in humble begginings falling out of a Kerbin tree to begin his life adventures. He had a good home education from his mother before getting his job The Ceo of PIOLET SPACE PROGRAMME he started with low salary in the beggining but that member money rolled in 1 dollar at a time. He was a hard worker sometimes even sleeping on the factory floor. But soon when the viewers rolled in his wallet had a win. When he was bored he invested in gamestop, wait whats that OMG their stock prices have rocketed (ALi a intro plays) soon mr banana man had more money than sense and called a meeting with his trusty board. AT the meeting was Kspace Kerman, Jennifer Kerman, Elijah Kerman, Disguised kerman and Bobby.B.Kerman who listened to Banana mans crazy idea to tour the solar system they were reluctant at first but then jumped on the bandwagon and construction began. Of a 2 launch rocket to eeloo in SSTO's. Then soon he was off shooting into the darkness of space getting to eeloo at an alarming pace And then when he touched down on the icy snowball he decided I LIKE IKE. So USPS was off to pick up him to be delivered to ike and when the wheels screeched down on the surface of eeloo the driver picked him up and shot off to ike. Then mr banana man went to go commit die and made a banana split for the kraken.